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Here they are in chronological order. The pictures are up or down depending on my cousin’s server. I had a great time, and managed to go through 95 pages despite the heat wave that struck South Norway during my stay. For a week I didn’t see any other human being than my reflection in the […]

And with that, ladies and gents: I’m on vacation!

Because we now have five full years and more behind us, I thought I would do something special this time around. So instead of throwing all my movie notes in the paper bin I’m giving you a full five last flicks golden shower for free! For those of you who are still learning to count […]

While our own Norwegian princess Märtha Louise has finally come out of the closet in terms of her poor genetic heritage, and starting a holistic school to communicate with angels (don’t take my word for it), suffice to say a school for social misfits, psychiatric patients and the kind of people talking about Einstein when […]

Today I must admit I’ve been bothered by fat people. I know, it’s summer time, I should enjoy my vacation and watch the topless girls sunbathing like I did last year. It’s just that.. well, it’s raining every god damn day and I’m still working in the office! Which is kind of annoying because all […]

After careful consideration I have decided that it’s about time that I enlighten all of you internets about my recent physical defect. A severe monstrosity, a ..thing.. I discovered on my physical form yesterday when the family doctor removed the bandages from my left hand. But first a recap. As you all know, young men […]

Yes, that’s right! Five years ago my domain was carved in stone on the mountain of crap that is the net. I had naturally been online long before. At the age of eight or nine we had computers in the classroom, where you could play Python (referred to as ‘Snake’ by the younger generation) from […]

God, I just returned from an awfully big lunch. I always eat more when I’m watching The Sopranos. And cuss. First I had the fish, as you do, and I wanted some salmon and eggs, and a slice of bread with sausages. But then the eggs were so runny that I needed more bread. Alas, […]

This Sunday I went to see my uncle‘s relase of his latest work, which is a children’s book called Hvalhaien Tom (en. Tom the Whaleshark). Click the link for more illustrations. The book is a collaboration between the Kon-Tiki museum and WWF. My uncle (left) and the author on the book release One of my […]

6th of June Mike said to me: «Get your mind out of the gutter, dude», words that have followed me for twenty days now. He is right. I agree. I must get my mind out of the gutter.. but how? I had forgot about the natural invisibility of the obvious. It’s hard to see something […]