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These are my work-related notes from the seminars on the boat trip: Some kind of flower creature The most elaborate beginning of my autograph ever I got really pissed off because I thought a maid had stolen my notes. There were actually three pages of written text in there, all about Captain Picard. Well, Sunday […]

It’s a quarter to six pm. and I’m still recovering from last night. Many souls just gave up, and are now in the bar with a gin & tonic. I must stay strong. For my wife, my children, my dog, -wait! Whose thoughts are these? The last thing I remember was gazing at the sunrise. […]

Gad! Why did I just pay forty crowners for an hour of internet usage, when I know that I now have less than an hour for a little refreshment back in my cabin before heading off to dinner? I just needed to check my e-mail.. There was nothing of importance. I’m so addicted to this […]

From tomorrow morning at 9:30 I’ll be on the Pearl of Scandinavia cruise ship heading for Copenhagen, Denmark. The four Wärsilä Sulzer 9 ZAL 40S engines will keep this summer’s seminar afloat until we reach harbor early Friday. Let’s hope it ain’t too cold out there, I’m bringing my camera. I should be back early […]

Here are some pictures I took this weekend, while testing out my new digital camera, the Fujitsu S9500. The local shops figured that if they added some dancing teenage girls people would flock to them. It worked. A local from Little Kariachi, Oslo This kid couldn’t get enough of the Salsa show This is Frysja […]

The last few days I’ve had some really bad sleep. So bad that I thought it was good enough to share with you and all the other Internets. You see, I’ve been hearing voices. Yes. The voices of a roomie and her boyfriend, late at night. Their trip to Barcelona must have done wonders for […]

It’s that time again! Role up your sleeves and start fishing.. #768122 <dez> lol got some hot lesbian thinking im one <g0dly1> heh, same, actually, just sent her a pic of my ex <dez> ….. <dez> is your sceenname josihawt190? <g0dly1> yes <g0dly1> FUCK <dez> oh shit <g0dly1> we never speak of this to anyone […]

If you thought I was a nerd before, this won’t rectify your image: Today is Towel Day in memory of Douglas Adams (1952-2001), and naturally I’ve brought along my towel. Anywhere I go. I soon discovered that very few of the staff actually knew about Adams, although most of them had heard about the Hitchhiker’s […]

17th of May The Seventeenth of May 1814, Norway adopted the modern constitution of America and the French Revolution, and became fiercely proud of it. Most Norwegians are still fiercely proud of it. Didn’t take many years until we were back under occupation, this time by the Nazi regime, but from the fifties and until […]

I just returned from my first visit to the institute’s massage therapist. Oh, my holy rabbit. When I got outta there I was unable to speak in the elevator, I just leaned up against the wall, drooling, hardly paying any notice to the other passengers. I must have looked pretty drunk. With a goofy smile […]