Category: news

Did you know that pidgeons eat puke? It’s true. I saw it. Another good reason not to trust them bastards.

When I listened to the radio this morning, I heard that Norwegians are the number one victims of internet frauds. While the NRK people were mostly interested in showing off all the new words they’d learned (scams, phishing etc.) I was struck by the thought that one of the best IT nations in the world […]

So, it’s closing in on Christmas, at least that’s what I hear, so I reckon it’s about time to do my Christmas cleaning. Actually, it’s about time to do my August cleaning too. And September and October and November. Don’t tell anyone. I don’t want everybody to know what a pig I am. A friend […]

Christ. I was just thrown out of the exam areas, having finished the 4th of four exams these last three months. Phew. Well, *finished* would be kind of wrongly put. I’ve concluded the term, but I didn’t finish this last one. There was simply not enough time. Normall, I’d give a shit. But when you […]

When I woke up this morning my radio told me the shocking news about the name of our new prince. His name is Prince Sverre Magnus. Dang. I was hoping for Sigbjørn. Then I could’ve been Sigbjørn the Great and he The Lesser or The Not So Great. But then I’m not a prince. I’m […]

Mmmmm.. Sitting here with a Subway sandwhich. The ham and bacon melt. Mmmmm.. To eat or not to eat – it’s no longer a question. This one is better than Viagra. *Munch* So, Today I realized that our bathroom smells like girls. Not really that strange, because this weekend there’s been a total of three […]

.. sayeth the quote of the day. I was just thinking: "What kind of good deeds have I done lately?" Frankly it’s just not a few, it’s none at all. You could say that I’ve been indirectly involved in the realization of some deed per se. But that hardly qualifies. It’s like saying the driver […]

Just the other day between watching Jackie Brown by honorable officer of brilliant movie minds mr. Tarantino, and stupifyingly intelligent Kubrick’s Eyes Wide Shut I caught a "documentary" on National Geographic about UFOs. Now. As a philosophizin’ man, I’m very into the subtleties of the mind, in very many senses. There’s the Schopenhauer sense, the […]

I had a visit by the police this afternoon. Yup. I was sitting there enjoying my hand-rolled tobacco when all of a sudden there was a confident knock on the window. The guy looked serious, then showed his badge. "Would you open the door for us?" he said in a very unphilosophical manner. Shit, I […]