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When I woke up this morning I felt like I was going to conquer the world. In fact, I’d been dreaming all night long about training underground mafia agents in Tae Kwon-Do, and that I was eating all this pasta… Don’t ask. So, besides the fact that I’ve been and am pretty goddamn pissed off […]

Last night was a good evening. A good friend of mine celebrated her birthday, and we went out and I tried to settle a score I have with the owners of this pub I use to go to, and everything seemed like another night out.. At about four in the morning I ventured home, tired […]

I met a dog today. That’s right! His name was Lucky. Why? I asked his owner. He has a dog’s life, she said. He’s Lucky. Without plunging into the melancholic sides of existentialism, I greeted Lucky as a friend. He sniffed me twice and found me to be smelling just the way a friend should […]

And of course it started to rain too. Icy rain. And my umbrella’s at home. That’s just lovely.

Woke up this morning and all the world was white. I was kind of not in sync, still half-dreaming, waiting for my micro-wave coffee, and I stood there in my infamous bathrobe and looked at the white thinglings falling to the ground in the backyard. I was all like: "What the fcuk? What’s going on […]

It may seem that the two aliens reported were the only ones hiding in my coffee. From this I have drawn two equally depressing, but realistic, conclusions. Either They were scouts, spies or alien diplomats or  The last surviving entities of a super intelligent alien race If the first assumption is correct and they were […]

Yesterday was nothing special. I almost got beat up on my way to work, I completed my Tom Waits CD collection, managed to pay the rent, played some Nexiuz and ate homemade spaghetti. Then I had my usual nap. Yep. I’m a napper. And afterwards I was going to plunge into the world of Sartre, […]

The NAAP is back with more research material. This time we’ve got a report from our office in Berlin. The Berlin office was uprooted in 2004, so it won’t compromise any of NAAP’s agents’ security disclosing the fact that we did have agent(s) in Berlin. The last report called The Pidgeons Awareness Program (PAP) can […]

My cousin just sent me a MSN message stating that this Sunday between 18-21 is the official MSN day. According to the message all ye users shalt be onlineth. Why? Because it will be so much fun! All of your friends will be online the same day at the same time!!! Geez. Either MSN has […]

Battle Royale/Batoru rowaiaru (2000) This is one of the best films I’ve seen this year. It is typically japaneese, pretty bloody, but moreover: it is highly philosophical. Don’t let the tagline, Could you kill your own friend? fool you. This movie goes further. The first thing I thought when the baseline plot was established was […]