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Because we just went ahead and bought ourselves a home! The Building. The Livingroom. Best. Bathroom. Ever. That’s right! Me and Lady C blew our entire future income on a little gem that will need a little redecorating, but has enough space and charm to satisfy the high demands of yours truly — and the […]

It’s a beautiful and sunny May 25th, and today we celebrate international Towel Day, commemorating Douglas Adams the author of Hitchiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. I brought my towel to work today, and was as usual received with a mild mixture of skepticism, humor and praise. For those that are new around here, Towel Day […]

Il a été un bon voyage! Paris est belle, il fait bon temps, et nous avons trop d’expériences de la séjour que nous voulons retenir. Mais je vais écrive un petite nouvelle du tour tôt ou tard. Comme des Romains a dit: Que sera sera! Et maintenant c’est bière, l’antibiotique et l’amour de ma chérie. […]

Bollicks to this, I’m off to Paris to get laid!

Like I said earlier, I spent last night celebrating the Army Dude. Today at seven thirty pm he walked into a Russian cargo flight headed for the Republic of Chad in central Africa. He’s in the medical task force, and will be fighting wounds in the United Nations’ mission to Chad. We won’t see him […]

My older sister is getting older! Congratulations! Happy Birthday Sigg3’s Sister! I hope you’ll have a nice, sunny day in Bergen. Looking forward to seeing you again!

Just like Jesus, I have a day that’s all mine, and it’s my birthday. Which is today! Not Christmas. No. Sigg3mas. And the crowd goes Horay! I will have to cut it short, however, ’cause I’m writing from the dark side of a karaokebar in downtown Bergen and my very own special day is soon […]

Last year’s April Fool’s prank was listed on aprilfoolsdayontheweb.com as I tried to convince you that my vulgar blog was going to be sold to an online car dealer, in order to retire back to nature. Boy, was I ahead of my time. MONTHS before the credit crunch! But no one believed me. Except for […]

It isn’t long ago since our goldfish Fyodor died and the night before Sunday 29th of March, our second gold fish Babette died suddenly. Rest in peace. She was one of two gold fish in our first batch of living pets (we have a few dead pets lying around, such as Lady C’s pet plants), […]

After the Dylan concert last night, we headed out to grab some beer. While standing at Youngstorget and discussing terrorism or something, the mysterious mr. S were quoted as saying: Are there any definite proof whatsoever that bin Laden was behind 7-11? That’s gotta be the quote of the day for yesterday! If you want […]