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Today my GF turns 27 and we’re taking time off construction work to have some fun:) Happy birthday Lady C! When we got up this morning and Lady C pulled away the incredibly expensive curtains, she joyfully declared how good she had been this year, referring to the nice weather. Must be some sort of […]

omfg I’m 26 years old today! Still not online @home, but I’ve got my trusty Nokia N95 to share the tides. So 26 years old, huh? What kind of age is that? It’s like move along people, nothing to see here! Except people keep calling from way else in the world to shout me down […]

It’s been a while now, around 3 years to be exact, but here we’re back again with childish IRC quotes from the wonderful people at bash.org. What did I just say? I meant hilariously funny quotes from the guys at bash.org. Skip this post if you’re a minor in your respective country, or not. I […]

I met up with Lady C down at Oslo City after work to burn some cash and save a lot of money as well, acc. to C. We where in line at a woman’s underwear shop when something went BOOM very loudly. I headed out to see what was going on. Nothing really. People were […]

When I got up late this morning and turned on the radio, the news reporter was drowned down in shouting, police dogs barking and helicopter noise. The warzone she was reporting from was downtown Oslo, because one hour prior to my rising up from bed TEH OBAMA MAN! had landed on Norwegian soil. They effin’ […]

This Saturday my good old friend Kornelius turned 25 years old! The jingle: Happy belated Birthday Kornelius! I’ve known Kornelius since we were like 6-7 years old when he was a complete asshole, solely because he was in the A-class and I was in the B-class, until we teamed up with the Army Dude to […]

It’s been a while now since my last update on our makeover, so I thought I’d bring you up to speed. We’ve been looking at kitchens the last couple of weeks, and even attended a large DIY fair in Lillestrøm a late Friday evening, but we’ve managed to narrow it down to a few re-sellers. […]

The complete redecoration of our new flat is taking shape, although not as fast as you’d expect. I’m saying you but I was just as astonished by the amount of shit hidden in those walls and under the floors. Floors as in plural. Not to mention all the bricks. My shoulders are still crying. Here’s […]

I’ve been living in Torshov, Oslo, for this past year, sharing the apartment with the venerable and very sweet Lady C. She’s my girlfriend, sweet little thing, who’ll kick your face in if she thinks it’s worth it. Women are like that. Always revealing amazing things about womanhood that’s been wrapped in a shawl of […]

July 6 is the 187th day of the year and there are only 178 days remaining until the end of the year. Incidently, it’s also the official unofficial birthday of my website. Actually it’s the first post that was made 6th of July 2002, but the domain wasn’t ready for use until the 9th. DnScoop.com […]