Category: news

My plant, Karl, just died. I can tell, ’cause he’s acting all brown, blackish brown, and when I bought him he was light green. I’m pretty sure he died of cancer. Whatever you may be thinking, I can take care of plants. I treat them like very modest, very vegetably women. I gave him water, […]

Got up way too late. Went to Clas Ohlson to buy a 1GB memory stick for this chick at work. Let me tell you something. It’s always baking hot in Clas Ohlson. This time I was there for 10 minutes top (just rushing through) and I was still sweating. If you stay there for more […]

So, you’ve probably had that experience that you’re walking down the street, all urban and stuff, and there’s this kid handing out fliers to passerbys. Those going your way, you look closely at, to see if you can find out what the flier is all about. Not that you care, but you do it anyway. […]

Sigg3 birthday special (500Kb mp3) Happy birthday to me! Deer runnin’ and jumpin’ girls. Crazy shit. Kick ass.

Wohoo! Tomorrow I’ll get to wear clean underwear. Tadaaaaa! Despite the ongoing underground mob war in my home, I was granted a full use of the washing machine for one (1) evening, and I eagerly accepted. It’s a fragile peace, but I intend to make the most of it. It’s not that I’m not wearing […]

Was a great Friday! We had quiz with pizza and beer (everything free) at my workplace. At around 2am we waltzed to this place where a sister of one of our colleagues was working. It’s in Brugata, Freddy’s something, people have been shot there, really nice place. I had been chatting with this girl there, […]

I was really quick in the bathroom (round 1) this early morning about 10 am. I was actually so quick that one of the girls mumbled something incomprehensible and gave me a thumbs up. I had hoped she was saying Come on into my room and have sex now, but that wouldn’t explain the thumbs […]

My, oh my. In my mail today: The lord has bigger plans for you than just sitting here reading this email. Like taking your match from heaven to dinner, or to a movie, or to the alter. STILL LOOKING FOR THIS MATCH FROM HEAVEN? Let Where Christians Meet take care of that- just sign up […]

Halfway into the first of two lectures on Philosophy of Science today, there was this fat good for nothing worthless excuse for a human existence that sat down just behind me. Both in my row, the row in front of me, and his row all the seats were empty. He still had to sit just […]

This interview from around the 20th (March 06) unveils a few of the secrets about Christina and the shooting of Thriller (aka One Eye), which I reviewed earlier. Here are some relevant info from the interview by Kevin Gilvear from DVDtimes.co.uk: About the fighting: [KG]: How much of a physical challenge was that? [CL]: Yes, […]