Category: news

The Mars expedition has apparently found something on Mars, quoted as "historical ", but NASA has put a lid on it until scientific and academic procedure has completed. We should expect some news around 3rd-7th December. Any bets? Troglodyte?

Ladies, get out your tampons! We’re closing in on 2013, the Mayans predicted the end of the world, and now the last installment of Twilight is airing in local cinemas. Yay! .. slashing my wrists in anticipation. Since Lady C read the books (and hated them), she insisted I had to go to the first […]

Me and Elvis were throwing ball in the park not a stone toss from where we live, when we teamed up with a six-month old bitch (canine) who were extremely insecure and immediately threw herself down, belly up. Usually, it’s Elvis that perform this more than friendly ritual, so naturally, it was an exciting encounter. […]

Yes, it’s true… too bad it’s Buddha. Rub my belly for luck! I’m sitting in the kitchen having a beer and listening to the GNU World Order, while Lady C is having a dinner party with a gang of girls, and I thought I’d drop a note. Or an egg. Or an Eggdrop! Because I’m […]

Today we celebrate Happy Terrorist Day to commemorate clever political tricks in order to explore ethically dubious international strategies, and general extortion of less developed nation states. Hooray! For the last couple of days I’ve only been reading the history of Rome (Introduction to Roman History by A. Kamm), and what strikes me as their […]

This year we drove to Nordland, due to not wanting to leave Elvis – our Boston Terrier – alone in the cargo hull on a plane. The drive took us 2 days. Elvis was really quiet and calm while driving, he usually just farts and falls asleep, which was a great relief. Some dogs just […]

I was supposed to do a Bollicks to this! post, but in all the commotion I must have forgot. Anyway, we drove up north last Friday, where we are currently preparing an outdoor BBQ. After 3 days of heavy rain, it’s getting lighter, and tomorrow we’re even expecting some 17 degrees Celsius and actual sunny […]

I’m not sure if this is some international gangbanger collaboration or just an example of Norwegian self-satisfaction, but this morning on Official News Radio NRK Alltid Nyheter they touted the so-called Sex Hour, that preaches 1 hour of sex tonight to promote the use of contraceptives. Contraceptives.. Ah, the sound of it makes you smell […]

6 Minutes and 32 Seconds ago the folder where you upload your German Literature Tysk 1300 exam was closed. Just 5 minutes before deadline I managed to slip mine in there as well. Phew! I didn’t plan on it becoming such a hectic experience, I was in fact finished at around half past eleven. But […]

Ten minutes before noon today I logged on our University system, trembling from the caffeine, carefully placing my Exam.pdf in the right folder. I took the dog out for a walk and made sure not to return before 12:05. It was too late to do any more last minute changes. Phew! It was a hard […]