Life is very strange. Not absurd, just very ironic. It laughs at you. Sometimes you just feel that someone else is living your life, and when you sit there philosophizin’ in the bathroom, you’re wondering if they’re having a good time with your life, since you surely think it sucks. This weekend I paid off […]
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NAAP: Pidgeon Conspiracy Theory
The NAAP is back with more research material. This time we’ve got a report from our office in Berlin. The Berlin office was uprooted in 2004, so it won’t compromise any of NAAP’s agents’ security disclosing the fact that we did have agent(s) in Berlin. The last report called The Pidgeons Awareness Program (PAP) can […]
Link of the day: Giant Octopus revealed!
Cryptozoologists may rumble, ’cause Japanese scientists captured a GIANT SQUID on camera. It was a delibarate hunt, they staked out spermwhales, and the finding was a 8m long octopus. It has long been thought that these creatures can grow to enormous size, since huuuuge hickeys have been found on whales. If the ratio is the […]
Great balls of fire!
Jerry Lee Lewis turns 70 today. Congrats!
MSN weekend
My cousin just sent me a MSN message stating that this Sunday between 18-21 is the official MSN day. According to the message all ye users shalt be onlineth. Why? Because it will be so much fun! All of your friends will be online the same day at the same time!!! Geez. Either MSN has […]
Pregnant women in doors
It always comes as a surprise when you meet a pregnant woman with crutches in the door. It just baffles me. I’m all like: Shit. You are pregnant, aren’t you? And Shit. You really have crutches, don’tcha? Moronic, maybe, but that’s the worded thought of the moment. You’d better not say it out loud. Just […]
Pidgeon grudge
Hell is other people. That this fact, in fact, is a fact, is not something I’m going to argue here. But there is more to the world than hell. You’ve got the pidgeons for instance. I don’t know about you guys, but I think alot about evolution. I think: What if we suddenly weren’t […]
Don Martin's last album (in English)
The 10th of October DonMartin will release his third and last (English) solo-production. As you may know, I bought and enjoyed his 2nd album called Al Dente EP, and I’ll probably buy this new one too. DonMartin writes anti-capitalistic, anti-globalization and pro-peace lyrics combined with real, homemade beats. One of the more interesting things to […]
Symptoms of Paranoia
The shaver definetely has got it in for me. I think it’s kind of a love-attack, though, it just wants to fulfill its purpouse but are too eager and keeps almost killing me in Das Prozess. It’s the Edward Scissorhands of shavers. Philips – We Make Minced Meat. Always fun to go to work with […]
Moron of the day
I read this deep comment in the bulletin board at Cryptozoology.com: "Just a thought…maybe the Giant Anaconda is actually an abnormally large snake." Thanks. You made my day!