Been a while since I did this, but don’t think I wasn’t gonna bother you. #739936 <Turkeyslam> oh man I saw pure gold at lunch, I was sitting near this group of black guys at a table and they all had tucked in shirts and shit, looked educated, I think they were studying calculus or […]
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Rubber glove zen and toilet brush ballet
It was my turn to clean the place today. Funny how I would never get away with skipping a single Sunday, while the girls do it frequently, without the smallest shred of bad conscience. It is as if I’m in no position to accuse them of anything. Turbulent past, I admit, but the past is […]
James Dean Leather Jacket
Shiny, shiny. Shiny booths of leather.. Five minutes ago. Check me out.. No, seriously, check me out!
Fifteen minute Friday
I’m stealing this feature from Pauly who does a ten-minute non-stop entry from the top of his head. I’m naturally going to do this from the top of my head, and I’ll add in another five minutes just for the heck of it. Who knows what’ll happen? Turning on some music here.. Yes, some smooth […]
Sunday was a good day
Sunday was a pretty good day. After I’d written successfully for a few hours at my café, my sister and I took the bus out to Bygdøy to catch the sunset. There was no waffles there as promised, however, so we got home and made pancakes. Just in time for the BBC documentary Blizzard […]
I hacked myself!
Some of you may have noticed that Sigg3.net was a blank page during half of yesterday. Why?! Why, God, why did that SOB put down his lovely site, you ask? The truth is that I hacked myself. Why did I do it? I’m 1337. Hacking is what I do. If I don’t keep myself under […]
The beginning of a great adventure
I’ve got this little rule that I don’t drink coffee after half past nine so that I’ve got some hope of sleeping sometime around midnight. Not that I fall asleep around that time anyway, but I’m not gonna be the one to deprive myself the possibility. I usually don’t turn off the lights until the […]
And since I'm already here..
Let me congratulate my brother with his 20th birthday! That’s a good one. I turned twenty back in 2004. I’m just way ahead of you, brother. But I guess it was about time. On Uranus you’re only 0.23 years old, though, and your next birthday isn’t until Saturday March 7th in 2071. So party when […]
In my dream you were naked saying 'Cheese'
Late blog entries have been kind of hiccupy (not a real word) but I won’t apologize for that. Not at all. I’ve been buissy doing things that I can blog about. I even wrote down some notes which turned into a very long thing that I’m now submitting to Truckin’ instead. That was a pointless […]
Just a little mantra for you
The kid doing his civil service here now, has a habit of eating his lunch watching movies on the computer. No harm done, I reckon. I’d be the last to deny any office worker some entertainment during work hours. We all need to stress down a bit. But wearing headsets somehow encourages him to make […]