Category: news

The tagboard is down, the sitesearch is down (but we still have google), the sitemap is down et cetera ad infinitum. There’s so much not working on this page that one could think I was beating a dead horse. And I am. I like beating dead horses. It’s because of that muffled sound they make. […]

That’s the message roaming the loudspeakers when I was thrown off the train at Majorstua, one stop from my destination, the University. The cause? Too much snow. The people running things here have never conceived of snow as an actual weather condition, no, it’s hypothetical. That’s why they only have hypothetical means of making sure […]

This is just an awkwardly bad day. It feels as though my head is in a bucket, and that there are two small goblins sitting on each shoulder holding a tea spoon. Occasionally they just tap the bucket with the spoons, sending vibrating morse-code signals through my brain just to make sure I feel terrible. […]

Man, I just made today’s first mistake. I have been at my café all day, writing and philosophizin and drinking free coffee, and I’m on my way home just picking up some groceries. Then, at the little park in which I was robbed earlier – I am robbed again! This time it’s not money they’re […]

All the icicles are melting, there’s rain in the air and a little sun, and I’m stuck in the office wondering why the heck I even stood up this morning. What has the day amounted to? I received a Dell technician coming with a new M70 motherboard (hardware failure history), I ate lunch and waffles, […]

Man, I had the weirdest dream last night. I kind of married the daughter of Satan. I’m not going to go into details, since it would be kind of inappropriate, and you’d probably all believe I was a crazy sob. Of course, those of you who stop by regularly, probably think that already. When I […]

Norwegian curling player, born 1983, has a boyfriend who is not me (yet). She’s just beautiful. Another picture of Marianne shooting. Great stats too.

.. they like Curling. Like I do. Me bad?

If you happened to catch that crazy lunatic running around in nothing but mountain boots, underwear and a loosely tied bathrobe, cursing and struggling with the garbage container in the falling snow at around 1:30 am last night, you probably got a little anxious. There’s no need to be. It was me. One of my […]

From what you’ve read before, you should know I don’t care much about Valentine’s Day. Not because I’m a prick, I can assure you that I am a prick, but that that’s got nothing to do with it. I just don’t like it. Same thing with Mother’s Day and Father’s Day and Mondays. In fact, […]