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from Red Dwarf was submitted by Kekepower. Lister: Do you think Wilma Flintstones sexy? Maybe we’ve been in deep space too long, but every time I see her on that show that body drives me crazy. Is it me? Cat: I think, in all probability, that Wilma Flintstone is the most desirable woman who ever […]

Here’s my economical status quo: Bank account: 111,38 NOK Wallet: 40,50 NOK Phone account: 0 NOK Transportation card: Expired In addition I delivered my list of hours too late to get paid this Monday… If anyone tries to tell me things can get worse, I’ll smack’em. But thanks to the nice people who appreciates my […]

Don’t let ‘im fool ya! This Friday when saying goodbye to one of the guest researchers at the institute, I met this Australian guy who worked with wildlife n stuff. Blimey, mate, that’s a giant croc’ right there, mate. Now, let’s see if we can get a little closer. I’m gonna see how he likes […]

I had this great dream last night, starring Christina Lindberg, the 24 year old version. Naturally it had some explicit content I am not going to elaborate, but it also had some One Eye style of combat/revenge. Actually it was only combat, but since Lindberg was innit I think it’s safe to assume that we […]

There was just this Pakistani cab driver outside giving us quite a show with his beloved, and fairly smashed, cab. That was kind of strange. We don’t have much parking space, since there’s always construction work going on in the building, but he insisted on showing off on the ice. Sprouting pebbles on parked cars […]

I had a terrible morning. Then I came up to the university and saw a young girl staggering on a couple of crutches. She was in real pain. She winced and groaned for every step she took, and performed some unrecognizable, agonizing facial movement to at least try to perform a smile. She had a […]

That’s what one of my two hand-ins read when I fetched them this noon. It’s as good as half-way approved, approved with avengeance or approved under high suspicion. This means that I am doubtfully allowed to have the FIL1002 exam when that day comes. Wohoo! What they didn’t know was that I wrote under the […]

Now that I’ve fetched a cup of steaming hot chocolate, I can look at my latest cinematic excursions. House of Flying Daggers (2004) aka Shi mian mai fu which could mean anything from ‘Artistic Kung Fu with a blur’ to ‘Rampaging Chinese Ninja Police’. But that’s just because I don’t speak Chinese. I like Chinese, […]

Why is it that I spend one hour searching for the DVDs I want to buy today and when I do find them at an affordable price, I get the message above? Isn’t Amazon supposed to be so easy? I’ve used them before and it hasn’t been any trouble. Item: Down by Law ** Not […]

I met her again! (Saturday Synthesis) My warrior woman. Her eyes beheld me like a feline mammal sinks its consciousness into the essence of its prey. I did not halt until we had passed each other on the side-walk. She is a valkyrie of Norse mythology. She is here to collect the dead warriors from […]