Bedside talk

– Sometimes you make me feel like a squirrel. – Good! Squirrels are cute. – But I don’t want to be "cute"! – No? – No! I’m A BEAR!    Big effin’ brown bear. That’s why I was given the name that I was ffs!    Besides, what good ever happens to squirrels? – … – They […]

Open Letter to the Sudanese Government (and other concerned parties)

Dear Sudanese Government and Others whom it may concern, My name is Sigg3 and I respond to your imprisonment of schoolteacher Gillian Gibbons after her class chose the name Muhammad for their mascot teddy bear. The news story caught my ear when I was trying to have a nap after a particularly good meal of […]