from Red Dwarf was submitted by Kekepower. Lister: Do you think Wilma Flintstones sexy? Maybe we’ve been in deep space too long, but every time I see her on that show that body drives me crazy. Is it me? Cat: I think, in all probability, that Wilma Flintstone is the most desirable woman who ever […]
Author: sigg3
Financial round-up
Here’s my economical status quo: Bank account: 111,38 NOK Wallet: 40,50 NOK Phone account: 0 NOK Transportation card: Expired In addition I delivered my list of hours too late to get paid this Monday… If anyone tries to tell me things can get worse, I’ll smack’em. But thanks to the nice people who appreciates my […]
Scariest picture of the day: Baby Seal
Don’t let ‘im fool ya! This Friday when saying goodbye to one of the guest researchers at the institute, I met this Australian guy who worked with wildlife n stuff. Blimey, mate, that’s a giant croc’ right there, mate. Now, let’s see if we can get a little closer. I’m gonna see how he likes […]
Poll #22: The sophisticated way of eating oranges
I was reading John Stuart Mill’s Utilitarianism last night, when I became so hungry that I just had to finish off my last orange. It was big as a small sheep’s head, a d-cup perhaps, and it satisfied me grotesquely. As I sat there, natural juice running down my cheeks and onto my clothes, laptop […]
Pollresults on: "Does underwear get you off?"
There are a lot of sick people reading Sigg3 dot net. Among the top 20 search strings this month are: history of the word fuck, tatu naked, jenna jameson and salma hayek sexy. But I don’t blame you. Look at me as your therapist. This is why it was necessary to ask whether underwear gets […]
The essence of jumping a fur-coated woman from the stairs
I had this great dream last night, starring Christina Lindberg, the 24 year old version. Naturally it had some explicit content I am not going to elaborate, but it also had some One Eye style of combat/revenge. Actually it was only combat, but since Lindberg was innit I think it’s safe to assume that we […]
The little things
There was just this Pakistani cab driver outside giving us quite a show with his beloved, and fairly smashed, cab. That was kind of strange. We don’t have much parking space, since there’s always construction work going on in the building, but he insisted on showing off on the ice. Sprouting pebbles on parked cars […]
Link of the day: Cloroform's Cracked wide open album free mp3s!
I bought this album when it surfaced in the shops, and I was impressed with how it had climbed the sales lists, being Norwegian and all. I’ve listened to Cloroform since I saw them with the Harlem Gospel Quartet in a joint effort at Molde Jazz 2001 (festival review). They play a mix of jazz, […]
Nabbeun Namja means Bad Guy
I had a terrible morning. Then I came up to the university and saw a young girl staggering on a couple of crutches. She was in real pain. She winced and groaned for every step she took, and performed some unrecognizable, agonizing facial movement to at least try to perform a smile. She had a […]
Approved with doubts
That’s what one of my two hand-ins read when I fetched them this noon. It’s as good as half-way approved, approved with avengeance or approved under high suspicion. This means that I am doubtfully allowed to have the FIL1002 exam when that day comes. Wohoo! What they didn’t know was that I wrote under the […]