Mira @ Jefflion.net just posted a list and asked for comments. I don’t usually post this kind of crap on my own website, I just litter the comments of others’, but today (right now) I’m standing in for the receptionist where I work for an hour so why not kill some time? Papercuts Premature ejaculation […]
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OMG Horny web dev alert!
Screenshot of the Canton HiFi webpage right now: The tell-tale mouse-over caption reads: Music is EROTICISM FOR THE EARS Dude, wtf? Analogy FAILS!
Scariest picture of the day: Electrocute Yourself It's So Much Fun!
Me and Lady C were scavenging for food at SMART Club in Alna, a ten minute ride from downtown Oslo, when I practically stumbled over this little gem on a package of heated flooring: We didn’t buy it though I really wanted to. I mean, look at it! That lil’ girl is having so much […]
Happy Belated Birthday KOEW!
SHIT! I forgot to post congratulations for my brother Koew yesterday! Happy Birthday Koew So yesterday me, Koew and the mysterious mr. S had a couple of beers, but the big party’s on Saturday! Happy birthday bro, see you on Saturday!
What Happened to Fraser Lewry at blogjam.com? IT'S ALIVE!
The creator of Kittenwar and author of same book, Fraser Lewry, entered my personal blogosphere through his blog posts of HUMONGOUS MEALS! To name a few, we have the Scotch Ostrich Egg, the African Safari BBQ dishes, the Pork Pie extravaganza lest we forget his self-admitted chocolate prostitution all of which still makes me drool. […]
Yes, I'm gullible… and paranoid.
I was at a birthday party with Lady C and her family this weekend, and at some point during the gig her old man came along to show me an iPhone application that he had, which could track any cellphone number you put in! For the sake of demonstration I gave him my cellphone number […]
Last five pics
Here’s the last five flicks from my flickr photo account: Just like last year we absolutely had to go to the Melodi Grand Prix (Eurovision song contest) national final, something of a horrid family tradition. Here’s the "Epic Metal" band called Keep of Calessian or something. It wasn’t epic but I voted 14 times for […]
Scariest picture of the day: Pissing in the snow
I know it’s sort of half-assed and you can barely see the last C and K, but fuck it. Take the time to zoom in on the goddamn thing, it’s Friday! And I am not mad. The scary thing about this picture is not the poor font that I used, or that it’s written in […]
X-Mas Card from a corp. com. off. in Singapore (called Ivy)
While Charlie may have got a X-mas card from a hooker in Minneapolis, I am so lucky as to receive a X-mas card from Ivy at Nanyate.com in Singapore! Ivy is a twenty-something "corporate communications officer at a major Asian telco" whom I got to know through the network of b2-users and Michael Park associates […]
Scariest picture of the day: SEALED OFF!
This blurry, non-descriptive picture of an unknown hairy hominid was forwarded me by Lady C this weekend. Skeptics say it’s just a mangy bear or a guy in a suit, but I’m definitely sure that it depicts an hitherto unknown primate that dwells in the urban city center of Oslo, somewhere near a sealed off […]