Jesus is dead, Jesus is alive. Oh well, we've got 150 PICTURES OF JESUS!

On Friday I got word that Jesus had been apprehended by Israeli anti-terror forces and sent to the local Guantanamoish Fun House where he was tortured for information. As far as I know, they didn’t get much out of him, even though waterboarding was allegedly used. Apparently his disciples also ran away and denied any […]